WHAT DOES MR MAIN EVENT DO ON HIS TIME OFF???

He robs little innocent kittens!!!

And he trains chimps to do the same!!!

He tries his hardest to make his cat blow chunks every day. It really makes him happy when he succeeds! He says it’s very hard to gross out a cat on a daily basis to the point where he blows chunks.

Some days he just goes to the beach and knocks peoples heads off...just for the fun of it!

Mr. Main Event got his limit of flying deer this hunting trip. He also got the guy in the red suit. Santa will NOT be available next Christimas.

If he’s not robbing kittens he’s training them to be sharpshooters. Why chase mice when you can just sit back and pick ‘em off for an easy work free lunch.

Then after years of work free lunches from sharpshooting mice, the cute fuzzy little kitten ends up a BIG FAT CAT!!!

If he’s not training them to be a “Hitcat” with the sniper rifles, he also trains them in the martial arts to be ninja and samuri cats!

Theres nothing like a great feline massage after a good work out!

Sometimes I make little kitty cats beg for their cute little lives!

Sometimes their begging just isn’t good enough and I sell them to the nearest chinese buffet.

“Carefull Herb, all these cat jokes have him on edge”!

Hey! It’s FREE!!!

Once I gave a kitten miracle grow just to see what would happen. We had to remove the big bay window to get him out of the house.

Somedays I like to do EXTREME water skiing!

I think it’s on drugs!

One day last week I was out walking in the woods and ran across this scene. I took a picture for proof!

The newest KISS tribute band

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This guy likes all the cat jokes. He wants more!

Punish your bad kitty’s by shoving them in a glass. They will learn sooner or later.

Or hand them over to the Little Duck Mafia.

Why did you just make that face when you looked at this picture? Don’t you like playgrounds?

Yeah, I’m all up in your face. Learn to love me.